5 POINT ALERT SYSTEM
www.FakeNewsFlu.com
  The government will use a new monitoring system to detect
future outbreaks and bring them quickly under control.
They will use five color-coded levels on a scale to identify
the state of alert.
 
      CURRENT STATUS
as of:
     
             
  Ready
for the
next one!
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LET THE FUN BEGIN (again).
Maybe the next one will be real?
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LOL.
Masks and bricks required to shop!
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RIOT RESPONSIBLY.
Dodged that bullet →
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NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASY.
Full
idiot
panic mode.
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SABBATH BLOODY SABBATH
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6/2/2020
5/27/2020